A New Metal is added to Chemistry:

*A New Metal is added to Chemistry:*

Name: WIFE
Symbol: BV
Atomic Weight: Light when first found… tends to get heavier over the years with time.

*Physical Properties :*
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love
– Very Bitter if Mishandled

*Chemical Properties :*
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent

*Occurrence :*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It’s highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

Please circulate to all scientists